Imagine yourself, with your eyes closed, sleeping soundly; no noises and no cares in the world, enjoying a great dream- REM sleep, and did I mention no children screaming...
When out of no where, suddenly, something (out of a horror movie)clenches your face. You wake to realize it is not a dream gone bad, and become aware that it is not Teddy's paw. You wipe the sleep out of your eyes and see a human hand attached to a body (names shall not be disclosed). This hand is clenching your face quite tight, so it a definitely not a prank.
The hand appears to be attached to your loved one, so you gently wake her and remove her hand from your face...assist her in rolling over and close your eyes in hopes for an uneventful rest of the night and thank God that she did not get a hold of your neck!
On a side note: sorry Shane- I was not trying to choke you!
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Bwwwaaahhaaaaa!
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